Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Tailgater Terror

Why do you follow me so closely?

Do you want to smell my nether regions?

Or maybe even kiss it?

Why do you shine your big glaring lights so brightly?

Do you want me to blind you with my mirrors?

Or maybe even cause you a seizure?

Get the hell away from my bumper, you idiot!

1 comment:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    for some reason, dis also reminds me of those random men hu try to dance wit me in the club/at parties...they appear out of nowhere, next thn u kno, they're behind u doing their owwwwwwwn thing..i shd say..' Get the hell away from my bumper, you idiot!' lmao

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