Chocolate and ice cream will make you fat.
Pizza is not a balanced diet (the vegetables on there don’t count).
Vodka and whiskey can make you sing off-tune.
You can never look like Halle Berry or Tyson Beckford.
Fancying someone doesn’t always mean they will fancy you back.
Not fancying someone doesn’t always mean they will stop fancying you.
Sex cannot be categorized as exercise.
I don't participate any of the points you have raised so I am not sad..lol. But I always thought the last point was the other way round...ain't it an exercise? huhh phew
ReplyDeleteNana F, no. Its not an exercise.;-) Are you sure you don't "participate" in any of the facts? Not even one?
ReplyDeleteLol at every line, especially ... all, really. What makes #7 sad (maybe)?
ReplyDeleteI count sex as physical activity anyday. It burns calories and it takes a lot of effort/energy...
ReplyDeleteNana Yaw, if it was exercise, a whole load gym membership money will be saved, no?
ReplyDeleteAnon, its not oo? Otherwise I know a couple of people who will be veeeery healthy. Hehehe.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Anonymous 1 that sex counts as exercise. If done properly, with enough repetitions and in combination with a balanced diet i'm sure one would see the benefits... ;)
ReplyDeleteHahaha. "...properly done with enough repititions!" But Anon 2, how many repititions can one in a day? Stil not enough to be exercise. But you make me laugh.
ReplyDeleteMatter-of-factly written.
ReplyDeleteShort, cute and precise.
Lovely, Kwegyirba!
Thanks Posekyere.:-)
ReplyDeletewho needs it to be an exercise?
ReplyDeleteRoach, pleasure is enough, I think.;-)
ReplyDelete@KAO (Your response to my post)...I used to exercise (may be not) but I am a lone ranger now and lone rangers don't shoot at nothing...lol...hence, I am sure. I am searching for a hummingbird to shoot at...
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