Wednesday, August 19, 2009

7 more (maybe sad) facts of life

The men in the beer adverts do not have a potbelly, as they should

French fries and cheese cake are deliciously bad for your heart and waist

There will always be someone better at your game than you

Your hard work may only be rewarded with your boss’ riches

No matter how much you try, good looks essentially comes from genetics

Your (or your wife’s) breasts will sag a couple of degrees every year

85% of men who die from heart attacks during sex are found to have been cheating on their wives.

18 comments:

  1. hahaha...that's why there's no need to stress out about life!

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  2. the last one was a nice icing to it all... but sad yet interesting facts of life..

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  3. I'm amused.
    lol @ the last one ... i'd say kharma is a bitch, no?

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  4. hehehe I love the last one. Hei guys you listening?

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  5. Lol @ the last one..
    Does that mean don't exert themselves as much with their wives??

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  6. very interesting question RocNaija..perhaps they don't .. but with their mistress they want to show their krachi poweres.. ckyena nsoso yE tomorrow.. otwia..

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  7. Oh wow, like everyone else the last got me.

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  8. Karma and life are both bitches! Don't know which is the bigger.;-)

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  9. Nana F, aren't YOU listening too?:-)

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  10. Roc, I think they save their energy for the other woman! Hahaha.

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  11. re:last one...citation needed

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  12. Do you realize that you can write a really good thesis using the 7 points as a form of skeleton. You certainly are on your way to becoming a wonderful lawyer. Keep it up

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  13. Faf, citation?! Hahaha.
    (2008) 3 Gen Hosp 234...
    Google it!

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