The men in the beer adverts do not have a potbelly, as they should
French fries and cheese cake are deliciously bad for your heart and waist
There will always be someone better at your game than you
Your hard work may only be rewarded with your boss’ riches
No matter how much you try, good looks essentially comes from genetics
Your (or your wife’s) breasts will sag a couple of degrees every year
85% of men who die from heart attacks during sex are found to have been cheating on their wives.