The men in the beer adverts do not have a potbelly, as they should
French fries and cheese cake are deliciously bad for your heart and waist
There will always be someone better at your game than you
Your hard work may only be rewarded with your boss’ riches
No matter how much you try, good looks essentially comes from genetics
Your (or your wife’s) breasts will sag a couple of degrees every year
85% of men who die from heart attacks during sex are found to have been cheating on their wives.
hahaha...that's why there's no need to stress out about life!
ReplyDeletethe last one was a nice icing to it all... but sad yet interesting facts of life..
ReplyDeleteI'm amused.
ReplyDeletelol @ the last one ... i'd say kharma is a bitch, no?
hehehe I love the last one. Hei guys you listening?
ReplyDeleteLol @ the last one..
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean don't exert themselves as much with their wives??
very interesting question RocNaija..perhaps they don't .. but with their mistress they want to show their krachi poweres.. ckyena nsoso yE tomorrow.. otwia..
ReplyDeleteOh wow, like everyone else the last got me.
ReplyDeleteYes Maxy, no stress necessary!
ReplyDeleteAbena, you like? Good!
ReplyDeleteKarma and life are both bitches! Don't know which is the bigger.;-)
ReplyDeleteNana F, aren't YOU listening too?:-)
ReplyDeleteRoc, I think they save their energy for the other woman! Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteAbena, lol. Krachi powers!
ReplyDeleteAnon, glad you smiled.
ReplyDeletere:last one...citation needed
ReplyDeleteDo you realize that you can write a really good thesis using the 7 points as a form of skeleton. You certainly are on your way to becoming a wonderful lawyer. Keep it up
ReplyDeleteFaf, citation?! Hahaha.
ReplyDelete(2008) 3 Gen Hosp 234...
Google it!
Posekyere, I try hard. Thanks.
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